If Jehoober did not intend for us to eat animals, he would not have made them out of meat. Can you honestly picture in your mind a Great White Shark languidly grazing on kelp? Or does this mean that killing machines like sharks or cats, or dogs, or even a lot of insects are bound for Gehenna? Dumbshits.
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Meat eating preditors will eat grass like a lamb!
by jimakazi ini am always a little pi***d when i see jw illustrations showing lions and tigers in the close vacinity of samll children, lambs and other meaty treats with no safety barriers.
[why this is paradise is beyound me - these anaimals smell].. so if we assume an intelligent creator, why would he create large meat eating preditors if he really ment them to eat grass?
every thing about their make up is about specialistation, from teeth, to jaws, to how their stomachs work.
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Ain't Karma Grand?
by Low-Key Lysmith ini just found out that the po of my old cong who presided over my disfellowshipping meeting was just disfellowshipped himself for a long history of horriffic physical and emotional abuse of his wife and family.. while i feel terrible for his family, i can't help but crack a smile when i think of him sitting in a cell (he was incarcerated for his evil deeds) stewing in his own juices.
when i was a kid in the cong, this guy was the most opiniated, judgemental, hateful asshole i have ever known.
i feel to some extent that justice has been served.
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I just found out that the PO of my old cong who presided over my disfellowshipping meeting was just disfellowshipped himself for a long history of horriffic physical and emotional abuse of his wife and family.
While I feel terrible for his family, I can't help but crack a smile when I think of him sitting in a cell (he was incarcerated for his evil deeds) stewing in his own juices. When I was a kid in the Cong, this guy was the most opiniated, judgemental, hateful asshole I have ever known. I feel to some extent that justice has been served. May you rot in hell you miserable bastard.
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How much whiskey do you consume in a given day?
by IronGland inwould you consider 1 flask+1 bottle red wine per day too much?
assuming no obvious ill effects..
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I would say at the most 3-4 oz. Of Islay Malt Scotch Whiskey (Lagavulin or Laphroaig preferredly) per week. I try not to overdo it on the scotch I cannot account for my behavior if I do so. I drink maybe a 12 pack of beer in a weeks time.
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What pisses YOU off?
by RichieRich intoday has been a weird day.
nothing horrible.
just frustrating.
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Low-Key Lysmith
I'm with you RR on the girls in trucker hats. (or anyone in trucker hats for that matter.) How about this one: Girls who wear jeans under their skirts or dresses. WTF? I also really hate those sweater knit trenchcoat things that the ladies wear these days. They look like they've left the house in a freakin' bathrobe. Any jackass that wears his/her ballcap cocked at an angle. The Radar O'reilly beannies with the stupid little brim on them. I hate it when I step out of my truck with my fly rod in my hand, waders on, fishing vest on and some slack-jawed mouthbreather always has to ask me if I'm "goin' fishin'? Tailgaters REALLY get me fired up. MTV and their recent run of intelligence insulting reality bullshit. (what happened to music videos?) Fashion and entertainment is really in the toilet as of late and that really pisses ME off. Thank you for allowing me to purge. I feel much better now.
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OK smarty pants, post something simple that most people don't know.
by JH inok, lets see if you guys know the answer to this simple question.. .
if you have a car with a mechanical speedometer and odometer, not digital, and if you back up, will your mileage on the dial back up?.
7 miles on the odometer and you back up, for a few hundred feet, will the mileage also back up slowly to 47,108.6 and so on....?.
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The flea has the largest penis in the animal kingdom when compared with its body size/mass. The flea's johnson is 1/3 the size of it's body. That's even bigger than the blue whale's @ over 10 feet in length. (I don't know if the flea thing applies to Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.)
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Whose famous autograph do you have in your possession...
by TresHappy inme...shirley temple black...
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Gene Ween
Dean Ween
Josh Homme (Queens of the Stone Age)
Nick Oliveri (Queens of the Stone Age, The Dwarves)
Troy Vanderleuwen (A Perfect Circle)
Mark Lanegan (QOTSA, Screaming Trees)
Lemmy (Motorhead)
Steve Earle
Karl Malone
I used to work as a manager in a concert venue. I have lots of rock 'n' roll autographs. Most of which are on my guitar.
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List Your Favorite Foreign (non-American) Films Here!
by Funchback ini hope this thread receives a lot of responses.
not because i am egotistical.
heck, really, i like any sort of film.
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Sonnyboy, I think the Scottish film you mentioned is called "Sweet Sixteen"-Excellent film.
City Of God is one of the best films I have ever seen.
"Withnail and I" This one is is from the UK and is hilarious
"Trainspotting"
"Amelie"
"Zatoichi the Blind Swordsman" (2004-Directed by Kitano)
"The Shogun Assassin"
"Twilight Samurai"
"The Butcher Boy"- Irish and creepy
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BEST DRIVING SONGS
by tijkmo inin the uk a car program..top gear... is running a poll to find out what the number one driving song is....so thought we could do the same.... you know not the best for deliberately driving under a truck.
when you are happy and alone in the car and just wanna sing out and drum on the steering wheel.
i'll start with.
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Zip City-Drive-By Truckers
Carl Perkin's Caddillac-Drive-By Truckers
18 Wheels of Love-Drive-By Truckers
Every Me and Every You-Placebo
Anything by TOOL or A Perfect Circle
Dead Man Soundtrack- Neil Young
Freedom Like A Shopping Cart-NOFX
Evidence-Faith No More
Triumph Song-Frank Black and the Catholics
Anything by Ween
The new System of a Down CD KICKS ASS!!!!
Both Kill Bill Soundtracks
The Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By album by Lovage
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Movies that were supposed to suck but you thought were good...
by FMZ inthanks for the idea dan :p. gia with angelina jolie.
an amazingly well acted movie.
loved it, everyone else seemed to hate it though..
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Alien Vs. Predator
The Phanton Menace
Attack of the Clones
Dragonslayer
The Quick and the Dead
Last Man Standing
Army of Darkness
Orgazmo
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Movies that were supposed to be good but you thought they sucked....
by DanTheMan inbladerunner - lots of rain...big coca-cola ad on the side of a building...more rain...punk rocker chick...what is this movie about again?.
finding neverland - blech.
you're sooo pretty johnny.. pulp fiction - hit men discussing what mcdonalds quarter pounders are called in france.
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Sexy Beast-What a turd.
All the Matrix flicks- A trio of turds.
Titanic-Titanic Turd
The English Patient-This one gets Turdly Turdelson's Turd of the Decade award.
The Postman- Even Tom Petty couldn't save this turd.
Waterworld-Turdworld.
Con Air-If the national airline of Ireland is Aer Lingus, would it be Con Aer Lingus if Nick Cage was on board?